Today and every day I want to remember how freakin’ awesome you are and how we are so freakin’ awesome together. Thank you for always allowing me to be a big goof ball and playing along with me.
I only ask that you will be that way when your a teenager. If you don’t, do remember that I will bring out all the naked butt pictures and uh videos I have of you and show them to all of your “cool” friends because yes I will be that mom that will go out of her way to embarrass you. Got it? okay. Good.
I Love your Butt!