My husband has turned into a sports fanatic.

I am current sitting in my living room listening to the Utah Jazz basketball game on the loudest volume ever as my husband is taunting me and acting like a freaking little kid that he is… “ha ha, I'm watching the Jazz game and you cant do anything about it! na na na na boo boo!”

OH, you want to know what I am going to do about it?! DO YOU?! I am going to punch you in your freaking face and then maybe stab you in your eye and than laugh at your stupid eyeless face! Thats what IM GOING TO DO!!!

God, I hate sports okay I don’t “hate” sports but I hate watching sports on TV. I can go to a game and have the best time ever because I get to be in the crowd chanting, taunting and eating as much concision food I can but watching it on TV sucks. Especially the whole screaming at the TV like they are going to hear you. Yeah, that sucks cause its dumb.

Now don’t get me wrong my husband has always watched sports but now he watches it like everyday which is annoying and its not only basketball. Its Soccer, Football, Baseball and some random ones too. Plus friends come over and talk sports and watch sports with the husband and they now even play Xbox sports games. What the hell man. ugh. What the hell.

Oh, and on a side note we just bought REAL Salt Lake Season tickets so that should be fun… I think it’s really just a plot to get me to like sports.

Sigh, We’ll see, we’ll see.

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