Today Wyatt and I took a walk to visit our local library like we do almost every week. Now I have been looking for books to read about potty training and I haven't found them until today.
(and NO, I am not potty training him yet. Not at least for maybe 3 or 4 months but I know if you read books about it to them and TALK to them about it that its a lot easier for them when it comes time to actually doing it. Okay so… DON’T FREAK OUT!)
I get that they are not suppose to be all cutesy but when I opened one of them I swear my face turned bright red and I could feel the floor falling underneath my feet.
“OMG… CAN THEY SHOW A PICTURE OF A WEE WEE IN A CHILDS BOOK?!”- It was animated but still… I ABOUT DIED.
I was thinking to my self “How am I supposed to keep a straight face when I read this to Wyatt”? Am I suppose to point to the “wee wee” and say “Hey son, this is where your Pee Pee comes out of and its called your Wee Wee.”
I told Cody before we ever had Wyatt that I didn’t think I would ever want girls because of how much DRAMA they are but in this case I think I would rather potty train them then a boy.
How am I supposed to POTTY TRAIN A BOY!!!?? It seems so much more complicated than a girl. They have to learn to sit and “poo poo” and stand and “pee pee” do they hold their “wee wee” when they stand and am I suppose to teach them that?
Thank god I have given my self MONTHS to figure this whole potty training thing out. gees… I guess I need to start preparing myself now to talk to him about the “birds and the bees.”
Ugh… and I call myself OPEN MINDED.
*sigh*
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